April 2013
I miss everyone.
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witchy-space-gardener replied to your post: Nearly Easter, anyone care for some festivities?
sure mr egbert!
Ahha, good morning Jade. How about some breakfast first?
fehfuri:
We s)(ould all take a trip to t)(e beac)(!!!!
That sounds like a marvellous idea. You and your friends should have a good time while we have such nice weather.
Sick little Egbert
50shadesofheir:
“I’m dying…” You mutter pathetically as you lay motionless in your bed, your blankets tucked around you like a cocoon and covering everything but your face. Your body felt like a smoldering furnace but to you everything was sweaty and chilly like a meat locker. Of course it was just a fever and there was no reason for you to be so dramatic, but you honestly felt like something...
March 2013
Nearly Easter, anyone care for some festivities?
Evening.
50shadesofheir:
You chuckle along with your father, however your laugh still held a confused tone to it. With another shovel of food in your mouth you rest your chin against the palm of your hand, your elbow resting on the table. “This centipede kitten sounds like that one character from that one anime movie. My neighbor Totoro or something? The cat bus.”
“Roan…Lalonde?” Your head pops up off...
That was… interesting.
50shadesofheir:
You barely waited in between bites before shoveling more food into your mouth. There was a point where you started to hiccup due to not enough air getting to your lungs, but that was quickly solved with a huge gulp of water.
“Well as long as the ill mannered people continue to hold their polite demeanor and don’t turn around and stab you. Literally and metaphorically.” You reply...
50shadesofheir:
You swiftly take your usual seat at the small table and practically drool over the food that was presented. Your father was a terrific cook, however there were days where he went a little eccentric and overboard with food. Sometimes you wonder if he does that on purpose, but tonight was a nice simple dinner with a surprise for desert. You being to pile your plate with food.
“It...
50shadesofheir replied to your post: You sigh as you walk into the house and greeted the sense of familiarity with a …
Your smile grew in size when you heard your father reply to your call. Quickly walking into the kitchen you were almost tempted to throw your arms around him, but the smell of food distracted you. “Ah! Sorry I’m late. I’ve been a bit disoriented.”
“That is perfectly...
50shadesofheir asked: You sigh as you walk into the house and greeted the sense of familiarity with a wide smile. "Dad?" you called as you walked through the front door.
Evening everyone. It is pleasant to see so many of you here today. The amount of people has been quite abysmal of late.
Afternoon.
February 2013
Morning all of you.
Today is a good sunny day, you should all go out to the park and enjoy the day.
Evening.
Huh. This is lonely.
Wow, ten hours for a response. This is just depressing.
It is almost Valentines Day, and it seems to be all levels of unproductive around here.
Sadly, this looks like the job for a shaving cream pie in the face.
January 2013
Time for some spring cleaning. Some redecorating, and some good baking.
spades-at-midnight:
uh holy shit??????? let me think about that??????? (also give me the cakes kitkat wants them)
I do not have a need for my own, and I am perfectly happy to lend you one. Whatever makes you more comfortable.
==> Give him three cakes.
spades-at-midnight:
thepipefan612:
spades-at-midnight:
the house is so fucking cold i cant sleep
Space heater?
do you think i know what that is that sounds like it costs a lot of money and a lot of money is something i just dont have at the moment
It is a portable small heater you can wheel from room to room. Now I think that you should probably have one, since your house is at such...
spades-at-midnight:
the house is so fucking cold i cant sleep
Space heater?
I bring cakes for everyone’s enjoyment.
karcandygeneticist:
thepipefan612:
karcandygeneticist:
PEOPLE ARE BEGINNING TO LEAVE?
GEE, WELL THAT SUCKS. ):B
It happens often, care for a cookie?
OH..
… OH MY GOD, YES!!
==> Give him a tin of cookies.
Enjoy.
karcandygeneticist:
PEOPLE ARE BEGINNING TO LEAVE?
GEE, WELL THAT SUCKS. ):B
It happens often, care for a cookie?
terrortestified:
Every time I come online no one else is online.
That is how it has been as of late. Want some breakfast?
fairytaurus:
i AM TIRED, eNTERTAIN ME,
No.
December 2012
Evening.
Your gifts are over there I am going to go back to bed, merry christmas.
Merry Christmas Eve, I hope you are having a pleasant night.
glitchy-trickster:
==> Ruffle his hair.
Good!
your great grandmother, Betty Crocker.
WOAH~
since when is she my great gramma~~?
She is my grandmother, since she raised my own mother. So since forever.
Have you decided what you want for Christmas
glitchy-trickster:
Eat your vegetables or Santa wont be happy and you will get coal for Christmas.
Oh, those would be from your Great Grandmother.
==> SIGH….
hmph~~
==> Eat the veggies, ew!
who~~??
==> Ruffle his hair.
Good!
your great grandmother, Betty Crocker.
glitchy-trickster:
You seem excited! Had too much sugar in the past hour?
==> Give him a plate of dinner
==> Give him the look of ‘Eat your vegetables.
there’s a bunch of cakes in the kitchen~~~!!!!!
==> Take your plate and completely ignore the vegetables!!!!!
Eat your vegetables or Santa wont be happy and you will get coal for Christmas.
Oh, those would be from your Great...
glitchy-trickster:
thepipefan612:
I made a nice sweet ham for dinner, anyone hungry?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!?!?!?!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
meeeeeee.
You seem excited! Had too much sugar in the past hour?
==> Give him a plate of dinner
==> Give him the look of ‘Eat your vegetables.
I made a nice sweet ham for dinner, anyone hungry?
fuchsiabaroness:
seariously
Yes.
Can I offer you some tea?
fuchsiabaroness:
No, he was a gentleman. The man before was an ass though.
look at ma lil playa go
wut he do
Proposed then decided to marry instead the man he was having an affair with.
fuchsiabaroness:
did he hurt ya
No, he was a gentleman. The man before was an ass though.
fuchsiabaroness:
Oh, no thank you. Roan left me some money before he left.
who
Someone I was seeing.
fuchsiabaroness:
thepipefan612:
fuchsiabaroness:
i figured ill just stuff their stockins fulla dis dumb paper
Yeah, okay. That works.
yea you want some too
Oh, no thank you. Roan left me some money before he left.
fuchsiabaroness:
i figured ill just stuff their stockins fulla dis dumb paper
Yeah, okay. That works.
fuchsiabaroness:
i have dem counted up
wuteva
So what are you getting them all for christmas?
fuchsiabaroness:
thepipefan612:
fuchsiabaroness:
thepipefan612:
fuchsiabaroness:
i have a lot of fam
Yes you do!
how could dis happen ta me
ive made ma mistakes
why do i have so much fam dumplin
On average most families have two and a half children, and you adopted two children in each universe.
So you should have about ten grandchildren.
GOD DAMN
Then, if each grandchild...
fuchsiabaroness:
thepipefan612:
fuchsiabaroness:
i have a lot of fam
Yes you do!
how could dis happen ta me
ive made ma mistakes
why do i have so much fam dumplin
On average most families have two and a half children, and you adopted two children in each universe.
So you should have about ten grandchildren.
fuchsiabaroness:
i have a lot of fam
Yes you do!
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